The Biggest Tool in Baseball: Cubs vs. Cards 8-14-05: by Ultimate Sports Wife, Nicole

If there is a Cubs Cardinals match-up, you can be sure of a few things: 1) An excessive amount of Cards fans will flood our great city of Chicago. 2) They will not be wearing actual Cardinals attire but red, preppies sweaters and tee shirts that merely hint at their evil allegiance. 3) I will be in the upper deck leading a chant of "PUJOLS IS A TOOL."

Ok, I know everyone says that Albert Pujols is a real great guy- giving his time and money to underprivileged kids...blah blah blah. But, that doesnít excuse or change the fact that Pujols is a Tool.

So, on Aug 14th, I unveiled my latest attire to reinforce my chant. See picture. Itís a shirt that is simple, brilliant and effective and purchased by Ultimate Sports Fan, Andrew, outside of Fenway during Game 1 of the World Series.

So, yes, it is one of a kind. And no, we donít know where to get another. But, my guess is that if you try real hard, I bet you can make your own.